Friday, September 11, 2009

Obama to put White House on market


Due to the current recession, the Obama's have decided to move to a cheaper, off white colored house in Southern Pennsylvania. The White House is currently on the market with an asking price of 118.2 million dollars. The house's listing reads "On an 18 acre plot of land in downtown DC, this 16 bedroom, 35 bathroom house is all anyone could ask for."
Earlier this morning President Barack Obama met with real estate agent Jean Thompson about the sale of the historic building. Jean told reporters that "Mr. President wanted to hold onto the house and wait for the government and real-estate market to stabilize. The main problem was house tours were simply not bringing in what they used to since Barney, George Bush's dog, stopped giving the tour."
Mr. Obama is now being questioned by the press as to the possibility of him perhaps running for president just to gain control of the White House, only to sell it. At the time of publishing, Sarah Palin put in a bid at 118 million, attempting to low ball the Obama's with the money she made from selling John McCain to Russia.

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