Saturday, September 12, 2009

Disappointed Freshman Refuses to Play in Rain


13 Yr. old Michael Cummings, of Springfield, Alabama, refused to participate in yesterdays practice due to rain. He said his core temperature would drop too low, and he would die of hypothermia. His coach commented on the subject. "He is a tough kid, he just needs a ballsack." Said 44 year old Eli Mokus. Cummings is expected to quit the football team within the next week if this weather continues.

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