Thursday, September 3, 2009

Area Boy Attends Jonas Concert To Gain Girl's Affection

An area boy attended a Jonas Brothers concert today for no other reason than to gain the affection of area girl Jane Gallagher. He slowly began to realize before the concert that he had absolutely not motivation to attend the concert other than for Jane. Jane, the girl the area boy was "working on," asked if he was enjoying the Jonas concert. After responding "Of course I do" the area boy left to go to the bathroom for a brief moment.

The boy was found minutes later shaking on the ground saying, "make them stop, please make them stop"

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